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I DO THESE THINGS SO THAT I DO NOT HAVE TO LEARN CSS, PEOPLE!

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maura:

solid gold to take you into the night.

I swear I already have almost this exact mix on my computer, only with a different Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam song, and no Evelyn King.  AND THAT IS WHY NU-IDOLATOR MAKES ME CRY.

maura:

solid gold to take you into the night.

I swear I already have almost this exact mix on my computer, only with a different Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam song, and no Evelyn King.  AND THAT IS WHY NU-IDOLATOR MAKES ME CRY.

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maura:


lol blogging
(ht chris)

maura:

lol blogging

(ht chris)

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i am a professional haiku writer

abbyjean:

there was a young lady named anna
in the sun she got progressively tann-ah
she’s smart and she’s witty
and also she’s pretty
that’s why she’s better than a banana!

if you are very nice and totally awesome perhaps some day i will write one for you. but anna sets a high bar.

That’s a limerick, not a haiku. [/poetrypedant]
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(We dare you to find one person older than 25 who doesn’t own a copy of Jagged Little Pill.) Wait, seriously?  Um, I can find two of them in the next room.  They’re named MY PARENTS. Greater-than-or-equal-to fail, nu-Idolator.
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Just to pile on, as it seems the popular thing to do today, I’m finding the revamped Idolator startlingly similar to that evil zombie Sassy that made me weep salty Christina-Kelly-missing tears of adolescent anguish my freshman year of high school.

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some choice quotes

abbyjean:

from the floor “debate” on the stupak amendment:

Mrs. BACHMANN. Mr. Speaker, it all begins with life and with protecting the most vulnerable among us, the unborn. Life is the watershed issue of our generation. How can one claim to call the destruction of innocent human life “health care”?  Orwellian statements aside, it is the duty of government to preserve and protect human life. If we do nothing else tonight, let’s choose life.

Mr. SMITH of New Jersey. Mr. Speaker, abortion not only kills children; it harms women physically and psychologically, and it risks significant harm to subsequent children. We have and are going to have more disabling, because of abortion.

Mr. ELLSWORTH. Since this debate started, my goal has been to ensure Federal taxpayer dollars are not used to pay for abortions and to provide Americans with pro-life options on this exchange. I have been proud to work with Mr. Stupak and all my colleagues and the Catholic Bishops to make the goal a reality.  Getting to this point has not been very easy, but today we’re on the brink of passing health care reform that honors and respects life at every stage, including the unborn.

Mr. PITTS. I urge my colleagues to stand with the majority of the American people, to oppose establishing a Federal Government program that will directly fund abortion on demand, to keep the government out of the business of promoting abortion as health care, and support this amendment.

Mr. PENCE. Ending an innocent human life is morally wrong, but it’s also morally wrong to take the taxpayer dollars of millions of Americans and use them to provide for a procedure that they find morally offensive. In the Congress of the United States, we have a responsibility to respect the moral beliefs of the majority of the American people.

Hey, guess what, I’m morally opposed to the Iraq war. Give me my money back.
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tylercoates:

whiteleatherpalace:

brilliant


ALL.  THE.  TIME.

tylercoates:

whiteleatherpalace:

brilliant

ALL.  THE.  TIME.

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barthel:

tristn:

Sesame Street Disco LPs

This album was weirdly influential for me.

Honestly, I always liked Sesame Disco! better.

barthel:

tristn:

Sesame Street Disco LPs

This album was weirdly influential for me.

Honestly, I always liked Sesame Disco! better.

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this is heartwarming

abbyjean:

The estate of the late, great Bea Arthur — aka Maude, aka Dorothy Petrillo Sbornak — has donated $300,000 to the Ali Forney Center. The nation’s largest organization dedicated to homeless GLBT youth, the center announced at Arthur’s memorial service last month that they planned to purchase a building to house 12 youths and name it her honor.

The Ali Forney Center offers emergency shelter and transitional housing in numerous residential sites in New York City, and operates drop-in centers offering food, clothing, medical and mental health treatment, HIV testing, treatment and prevention services, and vocational and educational assistance — providing services to over 1,000 young people each year. (shakes)

Oh, Femputer. The world is less awesome for the loss of you.
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He didn’t close Guantanamo Bay, and not only didn’t reject the idea of pre-emptive detention but added spice to his own new version of pre-crime prosecution, “prolonged detention.” He promised health care reform and campaigned on a public option, and we all know how that is going to turn out. But most importantly, he came into office amidst sweeping crises in the financial sector and did not do what needed to be done, and what had been done the last time the U.S. was sent careening into a depression because of Wall Street: he failed to push for tough financial reforms. Barack Obama needed to be the FDR figure who remade the American capital markets and made them fair again, and he barely laid a finger on the whole scene. Instead, he put the people who created the problem in charge of fixing the mess, and ended up bailing them out instead of the rest of the country, at huge current and (presumably) future cost.The total bill for the Bush-Obama bailout is certainly above ten trillion at this point — Inspector General Neil Barofsky thinks it might hit nearly $24 trillion ultimately — and this went through without much fanfare. Meanwhile, the congress is stuck in the mud, panicked at the thought of paying three or four trillion over a decade or so for a health care program. Matt Taibbi (via recro) (via azspot)
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