•Take all the books off his shelf.
•Take all the books off your shelves.
•Take all his puzzles off the rack.
•Take all the pieces out of the puzzles.
•Unfold all the folded laundry on the table.
•Climb onto the table and do a flamenco dance.
•Throw…
One of the important parts of parenting small children is modeling behavior — that is, acting like you’re not as screwed up as you are so your kids don’t grow up to be screwed up like you are. Everyone generally flubs this one here and there. Among my…
When I was in middle school, my mom received a delightful invitation one day from a family friend. Richard Lee was going to be consulting on a case for the Buffalo Zoo; there was a newborn giraffe who had something wrong with one of its four stomachs…
As some of you who know me well have probably ascertained, I am and will continue to be in the thrall of everyone’s favorite boogeyman lobbying group, big PHARMA. Yup, they make more money by perpetuating the absolutely miserable state of American health.…
Yes, I did finally see a rheumatologist, although my route there was almost comically circuitous. You see, when I was at the beginning of my pregnancy with D, I developed a rash. Nothing excruciatingly itchy or horribly disfiguring, but these spots…
I hurt. A lot. Like, a lot of the time. And it’s one of those things that sneaks up on you, because… http://wp.me/s3sPKO-26
I hurt. A lot. Like, a lot of the time. And it’s one of those things that sneaks up on you, because your back goes out or your knee starts doing something wonky or your head just starts to feel, on the regular, like someone has taken an orthodontic rubber…
Reasons why I should start a blog: 1) Clearly, professional blogger is the perfect job for me.… http://wp.me/s3sPKO-2
Reasons why I should start a blog:
1) Clearly, professional blogger is the perfect job for me. Total no-brainer. Overall I would consider myself an agnostic, at most a believer in a watchmaker god or maybe, to be slightly more generous, an absentee-dad…
Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
IT’S LIKE WE’RE TRAPPED IN A TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM
There’s a special place in hell for presidents who are mean to Taylor Swift.
Warning: rape/rape apologism
Admin note: fuck everythingggggggggggg
A Voice for Men = A Voice for Rape Apologist Misogynists (who also whine a lot)
I don’t think what irks me about this statement is that it assumes women can’t handle the consequences of making their own decisions (which is a classic I’m sure we’ve all heard,) or that it parodies an actual rape awareness campaign (that decreased sexual assault in Vancouver by 10%.)
What’s really bugging me is that this, when combined with the abysmal understanding of consent in our society, is really just men who are upset that they don’t get to define consent for the people they want to fuck.
AVFM isn’t even concerned for men falsely accused of rape - they’re just straight up worried that men can be accused of rape.
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And why did Spiderman have to get brought into this? MRAs fucking shit up left and right
I have had sex I regretted, and I’ve been raped. Believe me, you know the difference.
“Baby please! Please!”
Dwayne ruining lives, and what not.
They, cute though
Autoreblog.
someday remind me 2 tell u all abt my uncle’s friend who dated naomi campbell and the time she hurled his passport into a ravine during an argument
Ugh, ok, I’m about to spend too much time trying to figure out who Naomi Campbell dated who would be friends with the guy from Gremlins…
Stephen on the depiction of class warfare in The Desolation of Smaug.
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, March 2013 Live Event Excerpt
LOL, I don’t even like LotR but Colbert’s nerdery thereof is so absurdly hilarious…
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Or it could be the next school shooter or Adolf Hitler.
If only pro-choice people would “think about it”! That would solve everything! They have obviously never “thought about it” before!
Are we really using “It could be the next Justin Bieber” as a reason to NOT get an abortion?
